I write theoretically.

Watching from afar

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

heather mason is my best friend

really enjoy that engarde asks to call his lawyer while talking to phoenix and that when he does and phoenix’s phone rings he picks it up and says ‘hello?’ as if he’s expecting someone else and then they just continue the conversation over the phone while looking at each other. especially enjoy that he does this bit twice and that phoenix goes along with it both times. obviously indicative of something deeply wrong with engarde but arguably even more of something wrong with phoenix

A joke from a convo with the fellas.

Twitter liked it more than I expected, so here.

only just realized that phoenix during the steel samurai case says that the three-day trial system was introduced about two years ago, which means that when phoenix started law school it was still under the previous, presumably less insane-paced, system, and then they changed it on him last minute when he passed the bar. can you fucking imagine. no wonder hes like that

Trial by fire

what

You mean to tell me he breasted boobily down the courtroom stairs??

"Hahahaha...

Sonic, come here if you want to see her alive!"

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

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#napoleon’s invasion of russia‚ 1812‚ colorized

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

hes hit a street light

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

fuck