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girls when their tummy hurt

“Departamento de Operações Estruturadas"  The Offshore Firm (2021) // Retrodystopic hyper-corporate spaces created with “Life Stage: Virtual House” (1993) for 3DO

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

object of unbearable beauty

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

There was really no winning that one

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

I mean, Anita Sarkeesian exists.

guy who fell into a coma in 2014 just woke up

the phenomenology enjoyer has logged off

every time people try to articulate what exactly "neurodivergence" is into one comfortable bubble of needs and behaviours, they're utterly failing to account for the existence of nathan fielder type attack-position autism

some people's reaction to realising they have flat affect was "oh it's really funny when people can't read my tone. I can say anything with a straight face" and this is, generally speaking, the path of demonic cultivation

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

this made me laugh so hard

[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

me reading the end of the odyssey

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)