hope your days get softer from here on out. hope the hurt lessens and the dark turns to light. you deserve gentleness and good love. I hope it finds you soon.

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time

lmaooooooo

basically the best feeling in the world is when you start to get really carried away talking in depth about your weird interests, but the person you’re talking to is actually intrigued rather than bored and they are impressed by how much you know rather than weirded out

writing is either

or

there is nothing in between.

do not ever jokingly make plans with me u could be like haha we should go on a roadtrip this june!! and ill be like yes ok ive rented us an airbnb in alberta it takes 9 hours and 4 minutes to drive exactly which should not be a problem if we pull off to the side of the road for a nap at least halfway through in my calculations gas will be reasonable so long as we properly maintain our mph throughout the journey. also i have made us a mixtape for the car and have bought us road snacks and u will be like “chill it was just an idea” and i’ll show up on your doorstep with a duffel bag in june regardless like “are u ready to go hombre”

if there’s a chance that your actions may lead to a galaxy-wide fuck-up, it’s best to just die first and avoid the consequences

when ur the first in the squad to go to bed

Enter the Serene Instagram Kingdom of Kate the Rescue Cat

This striking cat from Poland is an intrepid explorer who has created her own wonderland.

Photos by ©cat_effect - Via Catster

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)

I’m convinced that the socks that disappear from the dryer turn into extra Tupperware lids.

But never Tupperware lids that actually fit any of your Tupperware.

Dude escaping from security at a soccer game is channeling some serious Indiana Jones shit.

It’s kinda sad how children automatically label themselves as “dumb” when they can’t do or understand MATH… Seeing how the world puts so much emphasis on MATH, nobody gets credit when they’re amazing at writing, or music, or ART… Because the only thing that really matters is the fucking quadratic formula, right?

I find it terribly tragic that the world has no love for the arts unless fame comes into the equation.

“not all men” you’re right. rick astley would never give you up or let you down.