Precious Gems

easily manipulated by beautiful women and proud of it

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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Man's gonna be drowning in ghosts

wolf & bunny: a love story

Stock associate got distracted

Whyd no one tell me alligator Gars scientific name is Atrocious Spatula

My son Atrocious Spatula

Idk if we could afford an impromptu PS5 but I would certainly try

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

look at this beautiful baby goblin

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

"we need less sanitized queer stories" youre the one saying the locked tomb series is bad because you dont like the prose. based off of a quote from goodreads of all places. that was dialogue, not even the actual prose.

people keep reblogging only the first half of the post when the addition was the original post. ok

girl help. 4k notes

"she-ra fumbled its message" no! crucially, it didnt! it had the same message as the original she-ra show, which is "this lady is a superhero and is going to do superhero things like save the planet" and she did do that!

"oh but catra never apologized for what she did and they just let her join the good guys" thats a perfectly normal thing in childrens media, and the only reason yallre calling it out is because its queer and you want the perfect unproblematic queer media to exist. except that even if it did you would all find ways to nitpick it, which is the whole point of this post!

Also, notably, she did apologize. They just think it wasn't good enough.

They absolutely could not handle more nuanced media.

can we please pretty pleasr reblog this version,

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

babe you did not just pronounce fajita like that

Weems: You better have a good reason as to why your girlfriend is late yet again.

Enid: Miss Weems, I have no idea how to say this but…..

The werewolf takes a moment to think of a lie

Enid: Wednesday died this morning.

Weems: What?!

Enid: No! No, no, no, NO! That’s a lie. I’m sorry.

Weems: Why would you lie?! Just tell me the truth, why is she late?

Enid: She’s….. pregnant.

-Later-

Wednesday: You couldn’t come up with a better lie?

Enid: Nope! You know I can’t lie.

Wednesday: Oh god. Now how am I going to explain this to Weems?

Enid: You can probably explain it to her at the hospital. When I told her she fainted and hit her head at the edge of the table.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Good lord, Enid.