This is my palace, champagne in my chalice I got it all covered like a wedding band Wondaland, so my alias is Alice And we gon’ start a motherfuckin’ pussy riot Or we gon’ have to put ‘em on a pussy diet Look at that, I guarantee I got 'em quiet Look at that, I guarantee they all inspired

Stop beating yourself up. You’re a work in progress, which means you get there a little bit at a time not all at once.

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

Germany is a place of obscure sorrows

Happy Galentine’s Day!

The best day of the year!

(Source)

Let’s move it out!

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

Even if it’s historically accurate?

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

Saint-Lazare Station, Exterior View 1887

Claude Monet

Maybe I’m wrong Maybe you’re the one for me But it never shows so I’m setting myself free Setting myself free

nitwitt:

20. Scores in the 0 - 20 range indicate No Social Anxiety

Honestly not surprised. XD

I got “Moderate anxiety” (score 37) that actually sounds about right honestly. 

severe anxiety

huh

i shouldn’t be laughin g asjgrhfjb

Mom, you don’t have to interact if you don’t want to! It’s okay! Yeah I’d be sad if you didn’t talk but I’ll be happy on the other hand because you’re comfortable

Oh I got 23 on this

I got a 60… somehow I’m not surprised

I got a 6

I got a fucking 63…..

I got 36

I got 18…no anxiety lol

65…..

54. And my mom gets all pissed when I get extremely nervous in public.

52. No surprise there.

I got 56 with severe anxiety. It’s so difficult for me to speak/talk to people without fears creeping up to me. :/

haha fuck

29. guess that makes sense

40. seems about right It’s not that I am scared of authority or public speaking (I’ll challenge anyone I want to & like to get my ideas across) it’s just conversations between complete strangers and peers that scare me, and embarrassing myself, sweating, stuttering, etc.

I got 61. But I was diagnosed with social phobia years ago. I can’t open my mail or even my email account without days of convincing myself it will ultimately be better for me to face what’s there,and then sometimes I get the kids to do it for me. Making phone calls causes the same anxiety response, which is why moving house was such a nightmare I never thought I’d get through and was so proud I did (thanks to Valium). It’s not like you can explain this intense fear to anyone, it sounds insane. I never knew there were people who withdrew from the world out of fear. It’s totally embarrassing to keep making excuses for not getting someone’s text/email/message. I can do Tumblr because I don’t have the responsibility of anyone knowing me. Facebook, where I know most of my ‘friends’ makes me much more self conscious. Even here I worry about people’s reactions to my posts, but I need human interaction and this is the best I can do. I'm​ still socially aged about 12, but I’m trying. But please know that people like me exist. Maybe that person who never gets back to you isn’t an asshole. Getting back to you might be the only thing they’ve thought about since they missed your call, but they haven’t managed to conquer the crippling fear yet. Or they could just be an asshole.

dodie –  You

it’s hard being into femme girls.. are u gay? are u straight? should I hit on u? do u know I’m gay? can u hit on me instead pls

Hidden Figures (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi

Claude Monet - A Field of Tulips in Holland (1886)