customers are like, i feel such a connection to the fantasy i projected on you 😍

i hate two factor authentication i hate needing my phone to use my computer i hate that the computer has become a secondary piece of hardware that is seen as a peripheral to a phone in the eyes of society i don’t want to log into anything with my phone i should never ever need an app to do anything on my computer and i should be able to have my phone locked in a safe that i’ve dumped into the ocean and still be able to use every single feature of my computer unabated 

This is oddly inspiring

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

“Get the strap!”

idk man this living by the sword shit is easy

FUCK

yes

we should kill whoever made those filters that slim your face make your eyes bigger make your nose smaller make your skin evener i think we should kill and destroy all photo applications

every time

I can't wait to find out why grimes broke up with Elon musk so I can use this meme

trade places with me

this is so funny then just......give all your money away dummy????????

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

I didn’t become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat.

don’t do anything for social media. don’t let it affect your media consumption too much. or how you spend your time. or how you see yourself. don’t watch a tv show you won’t enjoy just to post about it, don’t buy a pair of jeans you don’t really like because it’s a trend, don’t become a spokesperson for ideologies you haven’t truly read and thought about first yourself. operate as though you don’t have a social media whenever you’re not using social media. this is what stops it from seeping over the borders of the time you give it into the rest of your life. let your real life influence what you choose to do with your time more.

Just for kicks, ten gifs of Daryl and Carol being platonic/siblingly/motherly. (If that's what you see, I want whatever you're having.)

As someone who's extremely good at getting herself into weird "friends to lovers" kind of situations, I can tell you that this is exactly what wanting more but somehow never ending up together looks like.