the hero gotham is sick of

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

"Down with the monarchy, swag" has forcibly entered my daily thoughts.

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

that everyone includes trent reznor

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave

I just want Dave to feel appreciated…. 🥺

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

my favorite characters

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

Unironically love this

the moon is the one rock i cannot collect, so instead i am looking respectfully

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.