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70 degrees has me feeling some kind of way

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

Lemme sniff your jock, bro

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

i really cant stand the term fomo because it sounds like something lin manuel miranda would say. i dont have any other way to explain it

This one’s for all you horny little freaks out there 💋

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements