My experience with Pokemon Go so far

Mic’s Darnell Moore discusses the Dallas shooting and criticism of the Black Lives Matter movement. Watch the video version below:

FUCK

#TheApprentice of #myDick

Nick Offerman needs to save us now more than ever.

Didn’t expect that.

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

First soldier: [yelling] I’m a Barbie girl!

Other soldiers: [chanting loudly in unison] in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Other soldiers: Ah ah ah yeah!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, lets go party!

Other soldiers: Ooh oh! Ooh oh!

First soldier: Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

Other Soldiers: Ah ah-!

President Obama tries to get a driver’s license

God, I miss him so much already.