some shit my roommates and I have said sentence starters
"CLARK KENT ISN'T SCOTTISH!"
"My emo trash heart is so happy right now."
"I sense grilled cheese in our future."
"Never let me go, pizza, never let me go..."
"I was not prepared to color a ballsack!"
"Me about dicks: no one wants to see that veiny atrocity!"
"Pants are terrible. Pants suggest productivity. And goals."
"I'm not going out in my boxers unless they're Star Trek."
"Bro, I have superpowers. I can plug a USB cord in the right way on THE FIRST TRY!"
"Dude, I need tacos."
"HE'S SO SMALL AND ADORABLE, I WANNA PINCH HIS CHEEKS!"