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White Female Malaise

@deweybundren-blog / deweybundren-blog.tumblr.com

Everything is terrible and so am I.
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I have shimmery booze! It’s a Moscato Vodka blend. Fucking amazing. I bought it for my birthday & decided to Crack into it to see if I liked it. And I need more!

Where did you find this?!

Walmart! It was $20. I’d definitely recommend picking up a semi sweet white wine to mix it with or sprite. It’s pretty sweet & strong alone. But very fruity and delicious.

whhattt i wanna piss glitter this looks amazing

Jesus. I thought someone just poured shampoo in a wineglass

Is that any good though?nive heard people say it tastes like NyQuil, and someone said flat grape soda.

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My goal is to have a β€œcontroversy” section on my future wikipedia page

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YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

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My mother, who was raised Catholic, is getting angry about how all of the leadership in our current church is male. Bless you, mother. I have raised you well.

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