God, I gotta have another tumblr for this funny sh

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

can i stay at your place? no hobo

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

i'm dead

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

This photo makes me so happy.

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon