me at 16 vs me at 20

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter (x)

weqqewqewqesddsfdsfdsfDSASDSADA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

Feather stars are the closest thing we have to walking plants. Via here

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

Me introducing myself

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

Don’t get us started on “straw”

What an amazing amount of detail in this painting. (Source)

Me at first: it’s good! I don’t know what they mean about the detailing tho :/

Me, watching it zoom out: OH SHIT

Me watching it get to the full picture:

OH MY GOD?!?!?!

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

I regret posting this so much

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Yknow what

eating pussy…is gay….

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

Two bros chilling in a warm bed, spooning each other cause they are gay

This looks delicious but the cinematic quality and sound was EXACTLY like a howtobasic video and my fight or flight response activated