wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. LONG JOHN SILVER'S PEG LEG 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥🦿🦿🦿🦿

self taught on the tambourine

Ball Gown, ca.1865

Made from straw yes STRAW (embroidered ) silk blend, cotton gauze

Technique: Hand sewn, hand embroidered

wienmuseum

i love when fragrantica reviews feel like someone just started talking to me while we wait for the bus and then when it comes it turns out they weren't even getting on the bus and they just walk away

i think itd be nice to be a goat or satyr. id love to eat an aluminum can someday

actually tumblr i think this one's just for me. thanks

The Fourth Wall: A Rare View of Famous European Theater Auditoriums Photographed from the Stage

This is how you tame a colony. TURN, “Eternity How Long” (Season 1, Episode 4)

what happened to moodboards. you guys used to love moodboards

went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

Bridge in Florence, Tuscany region of Italy

Italian vintage postcard, mailed in 1923 to Grandvilliers, France

Drawing of the west facade of the cathedral of Amiens, ca. 1901-1904 and  Synthesis of the pretentious Gothic, ca. 1904-1906, made by Marcel Proust and sent to Reynaldo Hahn. At that time, he had been reading Religious art of 13th Century France by Émile Mâle.

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time