i am at0m.

Unknown, (Crete, Minoan) Snake Goddess, figurine from palace complex at Knossos ca. 1600-1550 B.C.E. Archeological Museum, Herakleion, Crete

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

Moby Dick’s full name was Morbius Dickenson and he was the best damn whale I ever knew

Just like having 3 kids again

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

Another good boomer joke

This guy gets it

More of his comics and books are here: https://whyatt.com.au/cartoons/

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

@whump-adjacent kofi requested an AU where the jedi and clones band together to try re-anakin vader!

(ko-fi requests are open!!)

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

Um

I accidentally spent 80 hours painting my own take on a Mimic. Please take a look.

Can see higher res here

Ooooh, not only does this design fuck but it solves one of the oldest problems with mimic fights (the mimic being outnumbered after the initial ambush) by introducing the swarm of "fools coin" parasites to act as backup.

If you wanted to be REALLY mean (and you should) have the parasites have a str or dex impeding poison that softens targets up for the mimic's grapple attempts.

I desperately need someone to convince my nervous system that the tiger does not exist.

Have a strawberry

...👀will it help?

OK, so not long after I started studying Buddhism, I was told a story at our discussion group.

There was a guy walking through the forest when he spotted a tiger stalking him. He took off running, but the tiger was keeping pace. Putting on a burst of speed, he shot right over a cliff

He grabbed at a vine to keep from plummeting to his death. The tiger was there, at the top of the cliff, snarling, so the guy decides to climb down. Suddenly he hears a snarling from below. He looks down, and there’s another tiger, tail lashing, waiting for him to get down. Looks up, and there’s the first tiger staring at him. He sees that the vine is starting to break. Something will happen soon, and it will end with him inside a tiger

Just then he notices a small strawberry plant clinging to the cliff next to him, with a single ripe berry on it.

It was, without a doubt, the best strawberry he had ever tasted

When you’re surrounded by tigers; find some small joy near you. It won’t stop the real tigers, but it will let you have what joy you can.

And if they’re metaphorical tigers? Ignore them long enough and they’ll go away