when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

Allison Williams Reveals What White People Ask Her About Get Out

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

Happy October, y’all!

When your best friend says they don't have any real friends

I CAN’T BREATHE

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

this kid is living in 2057

“thinkinof th word vlog…. whatdoesitmeantoyou,, vlog. vIDEO. LUBRICANT. OCTOPUS. og gGRANDPA.”

When you don’t know who you’re robbing

Lmaooooooooooo. This is so elaborate

I love this song though 😂

imagine being an underpaid overworked mcdonalds employee and getting yelled at by like 10 dweebs at once because you don’t have any of their meme sauce

when your friends smoke but you dont 

omgggggggggggggg

meee