.:: Reeseykins ::.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

what a year

Just a little Stede tonight :")

It looks like Mickey has something to say

on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

my token straight friend: I need to respec Astarion. his damage output isn't doing it for me. I multiclassed him into ranger, but what if I swap the thief subclass for assassin? basically though, i really need to get him some AoE. any ideas?

me: hmm, well. i put Astarion's camp shirt on my PC so i can pretend we share clothes. i bring him with me every time i venture forth from camp so that i can ask him for little kissies and hear his snarky comments and also so that he doesn't get sad. hope this helps

- @calebwidogasts' tags passing peer review

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

This works for YouTubers as well lmao

Oh.

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was considering going to sleep but it's the next goal wins premiere tonight... red carpet pics?????? of the guys??????????? together??????????????????

two hours later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

reminder that they DELIBERATELY put stede’s rings on the windowsill and had ed keep his rings on. they made a conscious choice to add this tiny ass detail. someone had to be like “oh shit the gays will be wanting confirmation that ed is a bottom. gotta give those freaks what they want” god I love this show

YOU GUYS I WAS LOOKING BACK THROUGH ONE OF THE PANELS TO SEE IF THERE WERE ANY HIDDEN REFERENCES AND

(when asked to describe his characters journey in one phrase)

(WHEN ASKED WHAT STEDES FAVORITE CRYPTID WOULD BE)

his cryptid loving ass is so excited about getting to be a mermaid

stede and izzy + trying to out-cunt each other

Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition

Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store

One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle. 

My student is holding hands with one of his teammates. 

My student: Oh hey, Professor X!

Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello

My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.

Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!

My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.

Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.

My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.

Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.

This is what “boys will be boys” is meant to be

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while.