1. "This didn't work out as I had intended."
2. "Urgh. Definitely not."
3. "I will prove you wrong. Just watch."
4. "Let's kiss and see where it takes us."
5. "Idiots. They are all idiots."
6. "If I have to tell you again, I won't be this nice."
7. "Well, this went horribly wrong..."
8. "How do you become accidently married?"
9. "I hate us sometimes."
10. "Why are you wearing my skirt?"
11. "It's impossible to get rid of me."
12. "Sometimes, I don't know why I put up with you."
13. "This is stupid. And kind of fun."
14. "Please tell me, this is not why you woke me up."
15. "I may have lost it."
16. "You and me - movie night."
17. Let's grab the food and get out of here."
18. "High heels do look good on you."
19. "Roadtrip!"
20. "I prefer not to be disturbed."
21. "We should have been in bed 3 hours ago."
22. "This is a stupid excuse."
23. "Why won't you let me braid your hair?"
24. "Are you awake or asleep?"
25. "I can't smile at you, I'm mad."
26. "Well, it's never too late."
27. "Oh, look! My will to live... it's gone."
28. "Just five more minutes."
29. "Where did you get the flowers from?"
30. "Alright, let's make a deal."
31. "You're so easily distracted."
32. "Cooking is an art form."
33. "Are you a witch?"
34. "Thanks for nothing, I guess."
35. "This is so stupid."
36. "You can't handle my beauty."
37. "Is that my shirt?"
38. "This doesn't smell like roses."
39. "Who do we have here?"
40. "I'm annoyed, to say it mildly."
41. "Not sure what you mean."
42. "Smells suspicious."
43. "Tomorrow will be better."
44. "I don't know how I feel about this."
45. "Lies. Just lies."
46. "Could you spare some change?"
47. "Well, we can't fix it now."
48. "I'm not touching that!"
49. "You're not getting sea sick, are you?"
50. "It's not what you think it is."
51. "Did you eavesdrop?
52. "I can't believe we're friends sometimes."
53. "How was I supposed to know?"
54. "This fits perfectly."
55. "Stay there. I'm on my way."
56. "Let's get some ice cream."
57. "The world is not ready for us."
58. "What kind of sick dream is this?"
59. "You're a legend, man!"
60. "The feeling is mutual."
61. "Does this make sense to you?"
62. "I'm just so tired."
63. "Do I really want to know?"
64. "The government doesn't want you to know about this."
65. "I volunteer myself to go last."
66. "Your handwriting is atrocious."
67. "This whole thing is a mess."
68. "We were never prepared for this."
69. "Things are worse than I thought."
70. "Not our brightest idea."
71. "Did you see that?"
72. "How did you get it destroyed like that?"
73. "Bye, bye, you won't be missed."
74. "This is a nightmare."
75. "I have secrets you don't know about."

Danielle Rose Russell 250x400 Avatars

Early April in the Rocky Mountains, the majestic peaks are still snow-covered while the lower elevations, including the lakes and rivers have melted out. I was walking along the riverbank when I saw a dark form lying on the bottom of the river. My first thought was a deer had fallen through the ice so I wandered over to investigate…and that’s when I saw the long tail. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I was looking at…a full grown cougar lying peacefully on the riverbed, the victim of thin ice. I tried to capture the eerie feeling I felt at the time as best I could.

Uprooted by Naomi Novik

You got this thing inside you, and you’re trying to plug it up. But you gotta let that shit out. You gotta let it flow. Otherwise, you’re gonna be in agony for the rest of your life.