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@youlookgoodfor200 / youlookgoodfor200.tumblr.com

Marvel enthusiast. Editor. Writer. Aspiring author. Reader. Archer. Daydreamer.
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dimdiamond

Dracula au where everything is the same but Jonathan has turned into a vampire and hasn't realized it.

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#honestly i have a current slightly-serious-but-not-really hc that jonathan WAS turned but just...never realizes.#hes frail and very pale and weak for months after escaping! later his hands get described as ice-cold! mina has a weird jonathon-sensor#when she gets turned and also gains a dracula-brain-link#oh! and how he like...goes from brown hair to developing gray hairs to going back to brown hair#i do not put it past this man to die and not even realize it lol#vampire!jon: wow! ive been feeling so bad but i just had this jucy rare steak and i dont look half dead anymore! it must be the food#wow it was hard to fall asleep in hungry :( good thing im back on english soul where i call home and am now sleeping again!#daylight doesnt affect him bc he doesnt know he has powers to lose in the sun#hes polite so he already doesnt enter a place uninvited. who is he a brute?#all the iconography doesnt affect him bc thats all catholic things and hes protestant thank you very much

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cinemaocd

RIP to vampires thrwarted by Catholic iconography. But I am simply Protestant.

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quadfuckinglutz

Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate

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ladyknightthebrave

Oh my God every bit of this is wild

-when he does the first big jump the announcers start screaming. I don't understand enough of what I'm looking at to get what about this is breaking records but the announcers screaming was a pretty big clue

-He's dancing to music from Succession????? I don't recognize all of it but some of it is definitely the theme from Succession. At one point the audience claps along to the music. And I'm not sure if it's out of support for the skater or because they like the song 🤣

-when he finishes he just lays down on the ice incredible

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daisyinaglass

THAT'S MY BOY!!! I SKATE AT HIS RINK!!!

  • That first big jump is a Quadruple Axel. It's 4.5 rotations in the air (you take off forwards rather than backwards, which is the extra half rotation). Nobody else in the world can do this jump it's so hard. He is the first and only person to ever land it cleanly, much less consistently. He had to land it cleanly here to have any hope of winning the World Champion title.
  • Yes, he's skating to music from Succession! The audience is clapping in support because he was doing so well (also because it was hosted in Montreal and the audience was very supportive of all the skaters that evening).
  • He lays down on the ice because he just broke multiple world records. He landed all 6 types of quadruple jumps cleanly, which no one has ever done at all (again, because he's the only one that can do the quad Axel), much less in a single program like this. This was an insane feat of athletic ability! If you go watch the other guys who competed against him, Yuma Kagiyama was in second place by 20 fucking points, and Yuma skated with no falls. This is Micheal Phelps / Katie Ledecky levels of smashing the competition (sorry the only other sport I know is swimming).

Some other notes for everyone:

  • Ilia listed that first jump as a Triple Axel on the sheet you give to the judges, meaning that he wasn't committed to doing the Quad Axel. (Technically you're not committed to anything on the sheet but it's generally your "plan" for the program.) He also doesn't do a quad axel in the 6-minute warmup beforehand when he does go and do it in the program, so it was a complete toss-up as to whether he was going to go for it. It's incredible that he manages to land the jump so perfectly without warming it up first!
  • He was 3rd coming into this skate from the previous short program. (All skating competitions require you to skate 2 different programs, 1 short and 1 long.) In order to win the title, he was going to have to skate without any falls, especially because his one strong point is his jumps and other skaters are stronger in other areas. There are many, many skaters who fall on their quad jumps, even when they're just doing one. It is so fucking hard to do even one of the 6 types of quad jumps. And he just does all 6! In one program! Insanity!
  • He did a 4 Lutz - 3 Flip at the halfway point of his program. Almost no one puts a Flip on the end of their combos, it'll usually be a Salchow instead because it's much easier. The only other skater I can think of to put a Flip on the end of a combo is Shoma Uno (who was also at these championships but didn't have a good skate).
  • His last jumping pass was a combo that was supposed to be a 3 Lutz - 2 Axel. He decided, in the moment, to change the 2 Axel to a 3 Axel. Nobody else has ever attempted this, much less succeeded. It is orders of magnitude more difficult to do another rotation to the second jump in a combo, at the very end of a 4.5 minute sprint no less.

In short, this kid is wild, had the performance of a lifetime, and I had the blessed opportunity to witness it.

#figure skating#ilia malinin#worlds 2024
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gizkasparadise
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hymnsofheresy

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

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hymnsofheresy

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

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hymnsofheresy

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

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thedupshadove

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

  • They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
  • I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
  • Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
  • Yes, Master
  • Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
  • I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
  • I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
  • No other way to get performance art funded these days
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thedupshadove

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

  • No other way to get academic research funded these days.
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batrachised

on one hand I get why people talk about the vanity of the instagram age, but on the other one time St. Ignatius of Loyola got his leg shattered in battle and discovered upon recovery that he could no longer wear his favorite tight leather boots due to the way his leg had set and so decided to rebreak his leg without anesthesia because he was that determined to wear his fashionable boots again...what i'm trying to say is that this man might have existed before instagram, but at heart he was an influencer

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batrachised

an egregious oversight on my part: he ended up getting extremely ill for obvious reasons and was given a 50% chance of surviving the night, survived the night and was stuck in bed for ten months of recovery, was bored out of his mind, asked for courtly romances about dashing knights rescuing ladies so he could daydream about that #knightlife (yes, this was his explicit reason), got books on the life of Christ and the saints instead because they were all his sister could find, decided to daydream about doing saintly heroic things instead because those were the books he had although he still dabbled in the occasional rescue-my-hot-imaginary-soulmate-from-danger daydream, and, as you may have guessed, since he was not a man who did things halfway, ended up convincing himself that he needed to become a saint and so by the time he'd recovered, he had rejected all finery, left his castle on a mule, gave his clothes to the poor and wore a potato sack instead, upon which he proceeded to start one of the most famous and influential religious orders in world history.

Long story short: some peasant got those sweetass tight-fitting leather boots.

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thoooorin
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funerealmind

the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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jesterbells
#aragorn
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