op must have been down with the sickness when they wrote tbis
charlotte are you ok
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10D Chess
A volley poem by @strangeravatar and myself
Why don't we say something together
A few words put upon the page here
Turn by turn, like a trail of breadcrumbs
Tracing our way back to home, you see
Out from these woods where we're scared but free
A small world of possibilities
The Bride and the ugly ass groom.
the bride and her ugly ass groom......
i ought to draw more birds
website
yeah this is. this is correct actually everyone else go home
Whatever. Is this anything?
lol “HRT slightly increases the risk of certain cancers” HRT could have caused me to guaranteed drop dead at 30 and it still would have gotten me eight more years than I would otherwise have had
”testosterone raises ur chances of heart problems” i already have heart problems bucko. give me the juice
"HRT will raise your chances of breast cancer"
me: "oh my. how much more likely will i be to get breast cancer than a cis woman?"
"slightly less likely. it's just you'll have breasts."
me: "you don't say. i'll take your whole stock"
--actual conversations with my endocrinologist
18th century daggers from India and Turkey
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
- beautiful
- makes a horrendous sound
- smells absolutely awful
- is very fragile
- tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
No more bourbon before bed for me. Well. No, it’ll probably be fine. I’m sure it’ll work itself out.
Commission Opening Incoming!
A date's been chosen - my commission application form will be open from April 6th-20th! It's not first come first served, and I'll post again with more detailed information when we get closer. In the meantime, the FAQ in my pinned tweet should answer most questions you might have!