No but seriously why do I have to picture a golden retriever with tattoos
you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
It is genuinely so funny to me that we fired like 1/4th of our staff 2 weeks ago and then had like 60 people just walk out last week and so now we’re just rehiring all the people who got fired 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The sexual tension between me and my boss rn bc he just caught me talking shit about him with our maintenance guy but he won’t bring it up
Ok i was like mostly kidding about the sexual tension part but he just pulled me aside and got really quiet and close and was like “Hey you know i really like you right…. I really don’t want you to think I’m crazy….” Like first of all what secondly Why do i only work for creeps and freaks
The sexual tension between me and my boss rn bc he just caught me talking shit about him with our maintenance guy but he won’t bring it up
people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists
its the way she posts
doesn’t rhyme, taylor!
this is all real . google it
Something so freeing about sitting down to write something and genuinely truly not giving a single fuck how it turns out