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Peaches and Pears

@neenja-pirate / neenja-pirate.tumblr.com

Nina, 25, UK.
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thechocobros

“LISTEN UP: EVERYONE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU THINK THEY DO. SO ITLL BE OK. THIS ISN’T THE LAST TIME YOULL EVER SEE THEM. ITS THE START OF A NEW BANQUET.”

“IM GLAD I MET YOU. IM GLAD YOU WERE HERE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU ... TOHRU.” 

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booasaur

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

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afronerdism

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

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slinkanora

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭

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mxnrique

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

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rehfan

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

This is beautiful, not just because of the lyrics, harmonies and relatable message, but also because Cinderella (Brandy), One of the Hercules Muses (Roz Ryan) , and Mama Odie (Jenifer Lewis) are singing it.   Like we have been blessed.  

AND THAT’S THE GOSPEL TRUTH

Source: youtu.be
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mayticks-art

My 3 yo experienced her first harassment from a boy at preschool, and we’re all feeling tired. We’re talking to her teacher about it - we’re building her confidence to say No.  It’s time to change the way we treat casual harassment. Let’s teach our kids what isn’t appropriate to do to other people, while they are still kids!  Love you all Mayticks

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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

drackir

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

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dark-aqua
For every night, there is a dawn. For every question, there is an answer. And for every door, there is a key. All you have to do is wield it.
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Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

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houseofglass

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

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