every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

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just kidding lol i wouldn’t do that to y’all

lmao “we cant they too strapped!”

did you know that “friends” stands for:

feebee

Last night was only tight. Picture of The Bolos by @abaxley! Happy bday @ryanbaxley and @eriksleepy

kilojewelz

Nathan Williams

when someone judges u for eating ass

this is it

this is the video that ends me

jfc I love this meme

OMFG

kilojewelz

its 2015 and i still dont know if the pussycats said groupies or boobies

dentist: ok now open wide

me:

Jesus Christ

this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl

is this breaking bad

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