Dominant and sterile. Perhaps unapproachable.

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

Hear me out

Disconnecticut

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

The thing about the r slur is that people who are using it again are indeed using it as a slur. This isn't a word that is being reclaimed. This is a word that is once again being used 100% as a slur. You're being a bigot if you're using it against others. Straight up. There isn't another argument to be made. Knock it tf off.

just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

which brings me to my app idea: spidr. it connects you to local weirdos of all genders who are willing to drive to your house and move a spider for a fee.

A series of important facts:

1. Zhu Zanjin has cute tiny dogs

2. He carries them around in unexpected ways

3. Sometimes he puts them in Jin Guangyao’s costume

4. Jin Guangyao was the one who bought Fairy, so he’s canonically not anti-dog (forget the threat to kill her, he was a little stressed that day ok)

5. According to the American Kennel Club, small Pekingese (4-5 pounds) were sometimes called “sleeve dogs” because Chinese nobility would use them as personal guard dogs, hidden in their sleeves

CONCLUSION:

We need a remake of The Untamed that’s exactly the same except for one crucial element

LET JIN GUANGYAO HAVE A PUPPY

People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.

Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?

Am I spreading anti-car propaganda? Yes I am and yes I will forever because I don’t need to think about parking. I don’t have to pay for parking. I can just show up at a place and then leave without having to think about any of that. You wish you had it that good. I haven’t set foot in a parking garage in months.

Multiple people have said VIBES and my brain is actually melting.

#god i have so many pets but #fives would send anon hate absolutely #minion would but only because five enlisted her as part of a harassment campaign #noodle and tortellini would never #boo might but then she would follow it up with five increasingly apologetic anon messages #scrub would send hate with her name attached#the menagerie

Propaganda

Keiko Awaji (Stray Dog, A Japanese Tragedy, When a Woman Ascends the Stairs)— Her role as Harumi— a dancer who lives with her mom and will go to incredible lengths for one nice dress— is so fucking killer. she more than holds her own against Toshiro Mifune, the incredible sense of dread and foreboding in their scenes has really stuck with me

Barbra Streisand (Funny Girl, Hello Dolly)—I love her smile!! I love her nose!! I love her Brooklyn accent!! She's hilarious and gorgeous and real!!! I love her sense of humor! I love her voice!

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i also think that the way people on here talk about protests is sometimes needlessly fearmongering like it's always good to have your wits about you and be aware of dangers from cops or counterprotesters but also i feel like a lot of people on here have become convinced that by going to a large peaceful protest march they are taking their lives in their hands which is just simply not the case (the point of those events is optics and showing that a lot of people are willing to show up for the cause) and i'm worried it might be deterring people from actually showing up to protests