he wishes he had my elite gaming genetics

𝔦 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔞 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔦'𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔫'𝔰 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔨 𝔬𝔣 𝔞𝔯𝔱 - The Virgin Queen by Sopor Aeternus & the Ensemble of Shadows

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Old Hollywood + Androgyny

In the early 1930s, scholarly studies were done on the impact of screen stars on teenagers, because of fears that the movies were sexualizing them. These studies found that teenage girls learned sex techniques through watching Garbo’s sex scenes, especially those in Flesh and the Devil; they then practiced her techniques at home with their girlfriends. Raymond Daum described Garbo’s many young female fans as having “schoolgirl crushes on her” that “defined a national idolatry.” And knowledge of Garbo’s non-heteronormative sexuality was spread through lesbian networks “from coast to coast.” Moreover, the 1920s was an era of commercial expansion in which the ranks of saleswomen and typists, careers dominated by young women, increased. These women made enough money to see a movie more than once. They identified with female stars and liked to see them in powerful roles. Greta Garbo in Flesh and the Devil (1926)

@hotvintagepoll

(also, Flesh and the Devil is free to watch on YouTube)

Glad this one is resonating with the rpf girlies

reblogging again because real

Music is all we have

✨️best friends✨️ going to jazzfest to see the foo fighters and getting matching tattoos @egocentrifuge

first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys

this is among the most interesting posts i've ever made because the responses are truly ALL over the board

I'm a firm Gyorger

this is tumblr's real gif/gif argument (in that there's a correct answer but also that matters less than usual).

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup