Sad & Bougie

it reached 10k!  mermaid-trance :)

whoaaaa this was forever ago

Angel Simms recreating Mickey’s hair from B.A.P.S.

Hey guys, I really need some help. I’m trying to go home for Labor Day and I know this is really short notice but I was hoping you guys could help me out.

I haven’t had the chance to see or even talk to my great grandma in weeks and I wanted to surprise her. I need a greyhound ticket there and back and I really wouldn’t be asking if I knew I was able to get it but I’m out of work rn and all my savings are gone.

Here’s a screenshot of the cost. Please, please, please, if you can I would appreciate your help so much. I know this is super short notice but I’m hoping I can at least get just a tad bit of help.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

pls i need furniture for my apartment

it reached 10k!  mermaid-trance :)

whoaaaa this was forever ago

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: 

Fuckin. This.

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

Fuck a dick pic. Someone send me a picture of your thighs 🤤

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

@ me

Y’all need this msg

That shit is not for everyone, please be honest with yourself

All hail the cool wine aunt

Me one day

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep and you begin to move it around

Does anybody else have the fear of mistyping your password, and then retyping the same mistake into the confirm password