Snarky Tony Starky

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

37chickenducks

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

It sounds like the Grinch from the live action movies younger cousin

That sounds like Max Raabe, he‘s a german singer.

I need a movie about that

gavin mood board

wait that’s this kid’s name? how is he so ubiquitous? why is he so bothered?

his name is gavin and he just can’t catch a break

What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?

Voldemort wearing garter belts.

Do you know how this makes me feel.

*we interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting* ….This is honestly neither a statement for nor against the movies, but I felt that everyone definitely needed to see it. For… reasons?

I cannot unsee Voldemort in Stockings.

#I’d heard the story behind this but never seen the pictures…

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

this one goes out to my vegan haters! xoxo my little booboos

As someone with this url, and the fact that I haven’t seen this on Tumblr, I feel obligated to post this

A collection of MCU Tony Stark’s DAMN FUCKING RIGHT!!!! DAMN RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS DAMN RIGHT DAMN FUCKING RIGHT™ moments, brought to you by @knightinironarmor

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

Hi I’m a teenage woman anywhere and I have a perfect face without blemishes, acne, or any redness. In fact I look perfect.

hi, i’m a woman in every movie and i don’t menstruate. at all.

And out of the mist comes a completely white ghost with one injury in his cheek … and it’s a shocking and beautiful ghost that will have the most shock because we know who he was. - GdT

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me: 

The Tables Have Turned

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

Kronk is the best hands down.

Patrick Warburton. That’s all one has to say. 

Iron man 1,2,3 by Hallpen

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

luigi looks so hurt