they probably spent too much time with their single mother
He won.
im happy for him
He got sixth place actually
this just changed my entire attitude
wow same
I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.
Put this puppy in office.
This puppy for president.
I swear this partially cured my hangover
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.
whoa.
-Christina Yang
I love this
I woulda ran out of there, no lie
british person: its sooo annoying when ppl think theres only one british accent!! there are so many!! me: why did you colonize almost every country in the world
being attracted to girls is so difficult because its not like boys where you occasionally see one worth looking at. all girls are so pretty. i cant leave the house because i am constantly being attacked from all angles. every time i turn my head there is another angel blocking my path. im trapped, i cant escape but at the same time im not sure i want to….
you’re body is far away, but your soul is next to me.
me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
me: *waters my plants* plants: yes daddy all over my face me: what
today is the election of my country philippines and im so scared because the leading president candidate is a misogynist who raped women and makes rape jokes i can go on but it will take a lot of time i hope this gets better im feeling an intense physical heartache because of this, i just want this to be over but i still have to wait for six years!! the leading vice president candidate is this one guy whose father declared martial law and killed a lot of people without justice :( you can google em up and im just scared and sad for my future because im a minor and cant vote yet help my country guys help me :((
that same leading presidential candidate, rodrigo duterte, has admitted to killing - in his words - “about three people.” even if he was joking, which he probably isn’t, that’s a sick sense of humour to have, especially for someone who’s going to lead a nation.
this man:
- has joked about missing out on the opportunity to participate in the rape of an innocent girl, and never apologized for it
- vows to break diplomatic ties with some of our main international allies (because their ambassadors called him out on his bullshit rape jokes)
- has told people to “forget the laws on human rights” to give way to the future unjust killings he plans to do
- promises that there will be mass killings if he is elected as president
- wants to impose a 1am curfew that will hurt such a big industry - the manila nightlife is a huge part of philippine tourism
and this man is leading by millions of votes. why? i honestly have no fucking clue.
“What’s your type?”