jordan

A Colorado river toad [Bufo alvarius] seriously underestimates his girth. [x]

look at his little ass

hank hill ass

can’t even defend himself, honorless cowards

Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face

You mean this one???

Yes thank you

who the fuck is richard

nixon

in this country no one is above the law

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

Good news y'all

Whenever a baby stares at me from now on:

Remember when moustaches were a trend

I didn't dream this right?

Wtf was 2012 thinking

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

I'm just a piece of low poly fruit

girls night

Social media is wonderful because it let the common folk enjoy endless posturing, making of enemies, and flaunting of wealth and romantic prospects. All of which was previously reserved for the aristocracy.

What's the difference between posting a selfie at the gym knowing your highschool bully will see it and showing up to the archduke's ball with a new silk gown from Italy to oneup Janet of Salisbury?

The hottest take

A wonderful Twitter rant I just passed.

Bonus mansplination:

You missed the best one:

potion that makes you breathe

I’m thinking about him again…

Can you believe this

Guess who I’m thinking about

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!