A Colorado river toad [Bufo alvarius] seriously underestimates his girth. [x]
look at his little ass
hank hill ass
can’t even defend himself, honorless cowards
Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face
You mean this one???
Yes thank you
who the fuck is richard
nixon
in this country no one is above the law
Tiny baby on the bus: 👀
Me: 👀
Good news y'all
Whenever a baby stares at me from now on:
Remember when moustaches were a trend
I didn't dream this right?
Wtf was 2012 thinking
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
Social media is wonderful because it let the common folk enjoy endless posturing, making of enemies, and flaunting of wealth and romantic prospects. All of which was previously reserved for the aristocracy.
What's the difference between posting a selfie at the gym knowing your highschool bully will see it and showing up to the archduke's ball with a new silk gown from Italy to oneup Janet of Salisbury?
The hottest take
A wonderful Twitter rant I just passed.
Bonus mansplination:
You missed the best one:
potion that makes you breathe
I’m thinking about him again…
Can you believe this
Guess who I’m thinking about
!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!