probs gonna move blogs

dm me if u want a follow, I'll be @slimicorn

my shipping dynamic

- you think people are ready for contact with us?

- let’s try their drinks

- wow l i q u i d 

the translation does nothing to explain this

Here I’ve got an explanation:

Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.

Chuck Tingle said all our rights.

…omg.

I think it’s important we all remember this author became famous for writing gay “Dino-porn” erotica, and then proceeded to branch ever outward from that niche into political satire & social commentary erotica

We do not deserve Dr. Chuck Tingle

snakes are baby

snakes are baby

y’all get it 

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

I can't get over this little girl.....pretending to be long dead while someone digs up her body out of the ground. The jewelry laid out beside her...the hair clips....this is everything

In 1994’s The Lion King, the studio stole art assets from the 1965 anime “Kimba”. This is because the animators are a bunch of fucking weebs.

Spectrum outfitters is a new UK BASED company that is about to start selling binders

I know this damn website is so Americanised but PLEASE reblog this! Transmasculine people in the UK have to pay a ridiculous amount of money for shipping from America. This could change all that.

Support your UK trans community. Reblog this. Get the word out.

! a little thief

My dad and I have this whole routine whenever we serve each other tea, in which we act like a poisoner in an old movie anxiously and unsubtly encouraging each other to drink up. It’s become a whole Monty Python skit at this point—wringing our hands and standing over the other’s shoulders going, “Oh, yes, yes, how’s the tea, then, how’s the tea...? Aren’t you going to drink your tea? Your tea’s going cold, dear, better drink up!”

Do you also sometimes lift your cup to your mouth unknowingly and then, as if struck by sudden thought, put it down to say yet another thing?

Yes absolutely. We put off actually drinking the tea as much as possible.

But what do you do when someone finally drinks the tea?

Choking noises and theatrical falls to the floor.

the worst part about good omens getting popular is that it has now convinced thousands of people that those stupid sunglasses that crowley wears are actually cool

this picture is worth one thousand words

those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat themselves