#YES GOOD #for me this is a movie very much like jupiter ascending or pacific rim where i could not conceivably care less what reviewers think #because it’s not really? for them? #it’s made for us #it’s speaking our language! #this movie grabs you by the hand and excitedly whispers FAKE MARRIED SPIES #the same way jupiter ascending grabbed you by the hand and whispered AREA WOMAN SECRETLY AN ALIEN QUEEN #or pacific rim grabbed you by the neck and screamed A HUMANIST BALLAD OF ROBOTS PUNCHING MONSTERS #this movie succeeds by the most important measure which is letting me personally know that the universe loves me and wants me to be happy (via unstatedmartini)

I neeeeeeeeed to seeeeeeeee.

The Wine Mom Game

Allow me to explain the rules of the Wine Mom game, a game my friends and I have started playing together at sleepovers and junk

Basically, we all pick generic suburban white mom names (Linda, Helen…) and then have a glass of a drink, wine glass optional, and actual wine optional (we’re all too young to drink but….) and go around in a circle of the group, where one mom makes a statement to the one next to them, that mom makes a reply without laughing  and then makes a statement to the next mom and the game goes forward from that.

If you laugh then any moms affected will take a sip from their drink. Once a mom runs out of drink, they are out of the game.

You can say anything as absurd as possible as long as you are in character. For example…

Mom 1: Marsha, my husband has been collecting a bunch of… action figures.

Mom 2: Well, I’m sure he enjoys those big anime titties.

Send me your stories if you play this game. Or tag it as #winemomchallenge

galaxyvoyage [LOOKS DEAD IN THE EYES] GUESS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING.

You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you

thank you void

flawsinthevoodoo: #the void is there for you #it wants you to know that it and the abyss have been talking #and they both think you’re pretty great #i mean why do you think the abyss looks back into you? #it’s because you look fine as hell

Digital Artist:

YURI SHWEDOFF

“Wolf Pack”

this vine made me 100% more emotionally stable

I don’t know why this made me smile so hard. I think because I was sort of expecting some like misogyny but instead I just got a soft enby reassurance.

I also expected misogyny and smiled a lot at this.

here (in your arms) // hellogoodbye

Try and pretend that this song isn’t something you dance in your underwear to at 12 am down the stairs and around a dark kitchen to get a glass of chocolate almond milk. Try

#when u angry af but u still gotta keep it professional

So I just remembered this from Goblet of Fire:

“Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,

Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,

Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,

Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

I reckon this means that the founders are from England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland respectively, and so they are literally bringing wizards and witches from all over Great Britain. Also, their colours are the colours associated with each country; red for England, blue for Scotland, yellow for Wales and green for Ireland.

I love this world so so much.

NO WONDER GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN HATE EACH OTHER

The *real* “I just got my first apartment” post

That other post seems to be for people with money. But you don’t have money. So what do you actually need for your first apartment?

The rest, you’ll stack over time, but these are the things you need.

Thrift shops and charity shops may have silverware and pots and pans for cheap, as well as furniture, sheets, etc.

When buying used furniture: look in the cracks and under the edges for pin-sized brown/black spots. Bedbugs are tiny and they live in upholstery and any wood with enough crevices to allow it. You almost certainly won’t be able to see the bugs themselves, but they leave little spotted trails along seams and in places that don’t see a lot of light. You cannot get them out of furniture; it’s not worth the extreme measures it takes to do it.

Also, don’t forget laundry detergent and a rubbish bin and bin liners. Rubbish, laundry, and dirty dishes are 90% of the mess in a messy home and 99% of bad smells. Keep up with them and your home will always be at least clean-ish.

Oh, and bleach is a good cheap substitute if you can’t afford specific cleaners for your toilet, tub, vinyl counters/floor, etc., but test it on a small spot to make sure what you’re cleaning can handle it, dilute the fuck out of it, and never use it on wood or mixed with dish liquid. Use white vinegar or diluted Pine-sol for mirrors, glass, and sealed wood floors.

“The Consequence of False Heavens”

Hey, guys. Some of y’all know that I live with a chronic form of depression. Recently, while going through a difficult period, I was inspired to try to capture the experience and meaning of a Major Depressive Episode while actually in it. I don’t know why–probably I just needed something to distract me. I began writing something I called The Consequence of False Heavens, and it genuinely helped me get through some incredibly dark days.

I only got 10 pages in (thankfully, the severe depression lifted), but I was looking through them today and found I still like them. I’d love to maybe eventually finish this and publish a 30ish page ebook about my experience, advice, and thoughts about depression. But I’m not sure if it will appeal to anyone.

Which is why I’m posting the first few pages here. If you’re so inclined, I’d love it if you’d take a look and let me know if you’d like me to continue. Keep in mind that these are very rough, unrevised pages. Still, if you want to say “Nah” or “This stinks like a b-hole,” that is OK! Just send me an Anonymous Ask, if you’re most comfortable with that. 

Thanks!

- Mike

So what do you think? Should I finish and publish the whole thing?

Any thoughts?

Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was “public domain” to which I respond, “I am not public domain.” He continued on to dig in his wallet while I took pictures of his license plate and tried to lure me closer to his car with a little card he said was his business card but the text was handwritten (like seriously? Come on). I started screaming for him to delete every picture so everyone in the neighborhood and probably the next galaxy could hear and after much heated arguing he finally deleted them. As I’m running away he screamed “you got a nice set of tits and pussy,” (again, seriously?) at me all the way down the street. So I get home and call the police because I’m an idiot and was hoping maybe someone could help keep this creep off the streets (batman and I aren’t talking anymore). The operator briskly and coldly let me know that he was completely in the right and that regardless of consent, if you’re on public property, people can take pictures of you. She also informed me that his comments were also fine because its free expression. So since the police have refused to take action, I’m posting this here and on Facebook so people know there’s some Wilford Brimley looking motherfucker roaming Grand Rapids taking pictures of girls on the streets.

Find this fucker and string him from a tree.

I’m 100% sure this is the same motherfucker I kicked out of my club two weeks ago for taking pictures of the girls. He put up a fight and said “if they didn’t want pictures taken they wouldn’t be wearing what they are.” He didn’t delete them until I gave him an ultimatum: delete them or leave in an ambulance. Slash his tires, vandalize his house, idgaf.

Please be careful, ladies. He is not a nice man.

e_e Fuck that means he’s going to turn up at mine next.

Ew wtf all my girls in Michigan remember this guy’s face. Fucking scumbag

Does anyone know much about model release forms for photography? I was always under the impression that in order to take pictures of people in an identifiable way you had to have the person sign a release form. Or maybe it’s just sell/publish the pictures

The Best Picnic Recipes

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!