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mid september
me: sneezes once
me:
me: it Begins
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What’s your group chat called
mayordog
bonefury
chiakihayasaka
tyrellis, cat--beard - Farquaad freakin Starsquad
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*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
Look cat--beard it's you
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the signs as: people in this wild hockey picture
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Donated blood today and only cried a little bit
Proud of you my lil cupcake.
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kingofcyberspace
lol blk ppl turning water into wine again
cat--beard
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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counting in french
un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix, onze, douze, treize, quatorze, quinze, seize, dix-sept, dix-huit, dix-neuf, dix-nuts
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mindurbusiness1-deactivated2016
this dude
soggymoistmeat
he think he me in this
cat--beard
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Sucking dick is vegan as long as you don’t swallow
No that is not cool I was distracted that was not what I meant.
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hyungwonns-deactivated20160817
uk traditions - eurovision
- having a wild party if the uk ever gets to the left side of the scoreboard
- graham norton’s commentary
- expecting ireland to give us points
- repeating “it’s politically corrupt!” three times per minute
- flying the flag
- wondering why we spend so much money entering
- choosing the perfect time to go and make tea
- eurovision parties with your friends/family
- getting nul points in 2003
- new for this year: “if australia beat us”
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Dear David Benioff, D.B. Weiss, and the other creators of the TV show Game of Thrones, YOU raped Daenerys when ASOIAF portrayed a scene of consensual sex.
YOU brutally murdered an actor’s character when she refused to do any more nude scenes for you. (Esme Bianco)
YOU raped Cersei, another scene of consensual sex.
YOU did that to Sansa. YOU.
You’re sending the message, to one of the most popular and highly viewed television shows right now, that women who have endured enough tradgedy and pain they deserve even more in one of the worst ways possible.
Media is extremely influential to popular culture, influential to people.
And you people are irresponsible. You are.
Sincerely, Dissapointed and Disgusted
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herundiscloseddesires
cat–beard
tyrellis fucking wild
I’m ready when u r 😏
cat--beard
I might have a free house this weekend? #party
If you don't invite me I will disown you both.
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attractive friend: ugh im so ugly
me: well what the fuck does that make me then
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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
imguiltyofthis
this is the definition of college.
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when you and your mates go for a cheeky nandos but you’re not that into the banter cause you thought you were gonna smash David Cameron in the election
Some handwriting thing. I was tagged by this loser: tyrellis I tag every single person who sees this. Yes. Once you see this, you are tagged. You cannot escape. I mean it.
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hotcommunist-deactivated2019032
if u voted tory/ukip read this!!!
a curse on you, a curse on your family, a curse on your cow. im serious. u are all now cursed. for life. have fun w/that.