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horny but in a benevolent way

@elonmuskisabitch / elonmuskisabitch.tumblr.com

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like all days, it’s a great day to remind everyone of my theory that mama murphy is the chosen one from fallout 2

  • the enclave oil rig was destroyed in 2242, 45 years before the events of fallout 4. if the chosen one was, say, 20 at the time, that would make her 65 years old now, falling within mama murphy’s possible age range
  • dialogue reveals that in her youth, mama murphy killed a deathclaw in a single shot. in fallout: new vegas, jas wilkins in sloan makes a reference to the fact that her great-aunt rose, owner of rose’s bed and breakfast in fallout 2, kept a deathclaw that was killed when “a stranger” shot it in the eye.
  • more dialogue reveals that she used to be very muscular and adept at unarmed combat, skills which she could have learned while trying to find that geck 
  • the chosen one used tons of chems. i don’t have a source for this but anyone who’s played fallout 2 should get what i’m saying 
  • she bears a resemblance to the arroyo elder in fallout 2, who is actually the chosen one’s mother 
  • the vault dweller (the chosen one’s grandparent) was the owner of the original dogmeat, and it’s possible to get that dogmeat as a companion again in fallout 2 if you get the cafe of broken dreams random encounter. could this dog have a link to fallout 4′s dogmeat? possibly
  • if kellogg can wander all the way to the commonwealth from california then mama murphy could’ve done it too 
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mojave brotherhood of steel: terrified of leaving their bunker. only select personnel are able to enter or exit
east coast brotherhood of steel: flies in on a giant airship; announces their presence through loudspeakers

They are NOT the same lol

water is wet

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listening to phil collins

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

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pissvortex

Rest in Peace sir

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funny things about lindsay souvannarath: 

  • is “big into eugenics” but has the greasiest unwashed face (L)
  • her online boyfriend killed himself before they could meet up and kill other people (BIG L)
  • half-asian neo nazi (HUGE L)
  • called herself a “more refined version of eric harris” (MASSIVE L)
  • serving a life sentence for her dumbass murder plot (CATASTROPHIC L)
  • went to college in my town (even the post writer gets the L)

LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE SHE JUST LACKS SELF AWARENESS 💔💔

even in prison she’s still in contact with the most bizarre internet nazis to this day. you can’t expect me to not make fun of her

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It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

This post lives in my head. I deeply love “I think it can digging in the ground for tubers”

But I can’t stress enough that echidnas cannot be doing that. They are insectivores. Their mouth is not at all capable of biting a potato.

Well…

Maybe it just keeps them. I don’t know.

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