i hate ai art but this is the funniest thing ive seen in my life
this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭
How does it feel to be a Tumblr celebrity?
Its like being Cinderella with her lil rat friends
When Into You comes on in the car
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this legendary video is the only reason ariana grande has a career
This is literally one of my favorite videos on the internet but it only appears once every 1000 years
there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour
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This panel makes me laugh out loud every time I see it in my camera roll
Man's life is hanging by a thread and he still finds breath to be a hater, that's dedication
saying 'xbox shuts down redfall developer arkane' is like if someone kidnapped michaelangelo and forced him to make a line of funko pops. and then killed him. and then all the newspapers reported it as 'funko pop designer michelangelo killed'
this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like
dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro
they have and they will
All time
[id: a masked person with their hair in two braids sitting on the grass. they are holding up a sign that says “Do the right thing Barron” and “Kill your father and you will be reincarnated as a Lotus flower”. the sign has a picture of barron trump’s face superimposed over a glowing lotus flower. /end id]
he will not be reincarnated as a lotus flower
he rescinded the invitation today interestingly and declined to participate in politics
like within the span of a day it was announced he would be and then he declined
lotus flower chance restored
love when his eyes do this
There’s no difference