hold me in this wild wild world

unstoppable force (me hating when i have unread messages) vs immovable object (not having the energy to text back and carry a conversation)

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

Luis eats fucking what

Turns out Georg wasn’t as much of an outlier as we thought

Bastille could do radioactive but imagine dragons couldn't do pompeii

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

bastille said “when real life’s more fucked up than fiction” in 2016 but they were actually talking about 2020

the accuracy 

11 Shirts for Marbles’ 11th Birthday

I’m gonna say it

Florence + the Machine and Hozier may have fae energies, but Bastille has ‘immortal who has never entirely gotten over the mortal lovers he’s outlived’ energies

oh they’re not even trying to hide it:

At the end of the day, we’re all just saying dumb shit then going to bed 

meet bunny our rescue greyhound 🐰

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

cat: *doesn’t snatch her soft warm little paw from my grasp when i try to hold hands*

me:

cat: *voluntarily places her paw in my hand*

me: