Muscle, Muscle! Hustle, Hustle!

cats are small and you can pick them up

but watch out

Lucifer is queen

He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

As a Brit, I please ask you to shut the fuck up. This was highly unnecessary and you ruined my day thank you.

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

One name to those who doubt these words:

ESTHER QUEK

I rest my case.

Exhibit B: Janelle Monáe

Exhibit C: Lucy Liu

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

huggable boy!..

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So

you decided to post your personal opinions online

Zyoom~

found a place to put deku…

What’s going on with the window op

thats called outside and the green and yellow stuff are plants

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left