btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

Two moods

Don't: Give me fucking orders.

Please: Tell me what needs done and if necessary how to do it.

These are different things but people often confuse them.

this makes me kick my feet up behind me in bed

that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

- Julian K. Jarboe, quoted in Something That May Shock and Discredit You by Daniel M. Lavery

Here's where they originally said it! And, with an icon I drew! We went to school together, I owe them a lot.

incidentally, from their website’s FAQ:

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

Or what you are going to be a genius about.

You have a big work project?

Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good

Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus

Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus

Solar Eclipse Shadows

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

She was ripped from me in the most violent way