Yeah Nah

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

new covergirl wtesilkcsk freiusit sprisizdters

heres the original version

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

being a woman is just *hates current appearance* *looks back a few months later* wait i was beautiful.....*hates current appearance* *looks back a few months later* wait i was beautifu

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

The duality of lipa

who said romance was dead