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The Church of Raised Dongers

@khaotykreign / khaotykreign.tumblr.com

Damian/Kha/Khay || Sagittarius || PolyPoetry, Calligraphy, Homestuck, Shitty Puns, General Humour
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[7:54:01 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: i got i am bread in humble monthly [7:54:02 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: Kappa [7:54:26 PM] Anthony: no [7:54:30 PM] Anthony: get the fuck out [7:54:32 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: im giving it away [7:54:35 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: im not taking it [7:54:42 PM] Anthony: ok [7:54:45 PM] Anthony: good [7:54:49 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: yeah no i wouldnt play that [7:58:17 PM] Anthony: faith in Damian restored [7:58:40 PM | Edited 7:58:44 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: +20 stress [8:04:07 PM] Anthony: god damnit [8:04:10 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: Kappa [8:04:16 PM] Anthony: Damians resolve is tested [8:04:19 PM] wizard_hot_bodacious // Khay: Masochistic [8:04:22 PM] Anthony: he is Masochistic

@okinowa and I have the best conversations, I swear

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Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

Fuck.

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

I just need to believe this…..

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geminiloveca

Needed to hear this today.

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Deep Longings of the Signs

Aries: Wishes others will stop underestimating them. People tend to look as aries as immature, hotheaded, like a child. An aries would much rather be seen as who they really are; intelligent, driven, and mature. When their emotions take over, they get put down for it and it hurts them.
Taurus: Wishes to be heard. Tauruses are only stubborn because they feel like their point is not being understood by others. they want someone to listen to what they have to say instead of telling them that they are wrong.
Gemini: They want to have control of themselves. Geminis often feel out of control and run away from problems by distracting themselves. They want the twins to agree with one another, but its difficult when the positive and the negative are constantly in battle.
Cancer: They want to stop worrying. Constantly being paranoid and feeling that theyre wrong in some way destroys them. They feel that someone is against them at all times, even when they know that theres nothing to worry about
Leo: They want to love themselves. they long for the day they look in the mirror and are proud of what they see. They never have a problem with loving others, but deep down, they feel that they dont have enough love for themselves.
Virgo: They long for someone to silence their head. Virgos never stop thinking, analytically and the logic makes them feel overwhelmed. They want someone to allow them to give their heart a chance
Libra: They want someone to reassure them. They need to know if theyre making the right decision. Although they are well balanced, this causes a conflict within them and it makes them full of anxiety
Scorpio: They long for a partner who will understand that they don't mean to hurt anyone. They love so passionately that it can be seen as aggressive and controlling, but that's not their intention.
Sagittarius: They long for true love. Although are known to be hard to tie down, they are deep lovers and see spiritual depth within relationships. They search for their soulmate but often overlooks them by accident.
Capricorn: They wish they can form deeper bonds with others. They may feel heartless and unemotional, when they are actually sensitive. They're afraid of getting hurt
Aquarius: They wish for someone to see right through them. Aquariuses are known to be mysterious, but they wish that someone would understand.
Pisces: They crave love and affection. They want to be nurtured and loved as deeply as they love others. Pisces often feel that the love they give is not mutual, they just want to be accepted for who they are.
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omgtsn

a masterpost

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kat-reverie

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

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mistahgrundy

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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Welcome to Vine.

how was that 6 seconds

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1920s Slang we should bring back for the 2020s:

Dewdropper: A lazy person
Giggle water: Alcohol, liquor
Bee's Knees: An extraordinary person/thing/idea
Butt me: "Can I have a cigarette?"
Cat's Pajamas: See "bee's knees"
Dolled up: Dressed up
Egg: A rich person
Flapper: A stylish, opinionated modern woman
Get a Wiggle On: Get going
Heebie-Jeebies: A spooked feeling
Ossified: Someone who is drunk
Putting on the Ritz: Doing something with style
Swell: Wonderful.
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Possessiveness 101

Totally cool: “Hey, do you want to be exclusive?”

Red flag: “No one but me is allowed to touch you.”

Totally cool: “It makes me feel weird when you flirt with other people, can we talk about that?”

Red flag: “If you loved me, you would stop being friends with them. You KNOW it makes me jealous.”

Totally cool: “I hope we’re together forever. I’m so in this for the long haul.”

Red flag: “If you ever left me, I would kill myself.”

Totally cool: “Your mom is really unkind to me, can we try to minimize how often you bring me when you visit her?”

Red flag: “Your mom hates me, you need to stop talking to her. She’s trying to ruin our relationship.”

Totally cool: “I love you so much, oh my god.”

Red flag: “It’s a good thing I love you so much, because no one else would. You’d be alone forever without me.”

Other important red flags to keep in mind: someone who wants to jump into emotional/financial co-dependence very fast (like moving in together right away, or becoming each other’s only confidantes right away) and won’t take no for an answer; someone who tries to minimize how often you leave the house or interact with other people; someone who threatens you or themselves or your family or pets or possessions or financial future; someone who uses guilt to keep you from leaving a relationship.

Very important reminder: You do not need a reason to leave a relationship. Neither does the other person (or people). A relationship is over when one of the people in it says it’s over, period. Obviously it’s kind to take the end of a long relationship seriously, but abusers and manipulators have lost the right to that conversation. Lie if you need to–your safety is much more important than their feelings.

Trust your instincts!

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