Hey sinners

Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to

Take the Dante’s Inferno test here and tag your results so we can find out who sins the hardest

@ed-milibands-beard @onetruecoalition you hoes done this??

You know what time it is....?

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME, INHABITANTS OF THE LAND OF MBTI!

That’s right folks, I am giving away ONE of these wonderful MBTI bracelets to FIVE lucky followers! Selected by randomity, of course.

These are stretchy bracelets that I sell on Etsy. They fit the average woman’s wrist. If you think you’ll need yours bigger, let me know. The pictures are a bit outdated because these bracelets were huge at the time when I took the photos. 

And… one of the LUCKY WINNERS will recieve ANOTHER bracelet of their choice from my Etsy shop! Which can be found here.

Here’s how to enter:

You must be following me, @mbtiland. (Unfollowing right after is fine, but why not stick around for future giveaways and awesome MBTI stuff?)

You must reblog this post. Liking is optional, but it does give you extra entries.

…and you can reblog as much as you want.

You must be able to supply me with your home address upon winning. Shipping is international!

Thanks guys and good luck! The giveaway ENDS at 12 AM Midnight EST on January 2nd, 2016.

See ya! 

You know what time it is....?

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME, INHABITANTS OF THE LAND OF MBTI!

That’s right folks, I am giving away ONE of these wonderful MBTI bracelets to FIVE lucky followers! Selected by randomity, of course.

These are stretchy bracelets that I sell on Etsy. They fit the average woman’s wrist. If you think you’ll need yours bigger, let me know. The pictures are a bit outdated because these bracelets were huge at the time when I took the photos. 

And… one of the LUCKY WINNERS will recieve ANOTHER bracelet of their choice from my Etsy shop! Which can be found here.

Here’s how to enter:

You must be following me, @mbtiland. (Unfollowing right after is fine, but why not stick around for future giveaways and awesome MBTI stuff?)

You must reblog this post. Liking is optional, but it does give you extra entries.

…and you can reblog as much as you want.

You must be able to supply me with your home address upon winning. Shipping is international!

Thanks guys and good luck! The giveaway ENDS at 12 AM Midnight EST on January 2nd, 2016.

See ya! 

Yes, I prefer Bernie Sanders. But if Hillary Clinton’s the nominee, I’m voting for her. I will be damned if I live in a country with a President Cruz or President Trump.

Important to remember. We must vote. If you choose not to vote because you prefer Bernie over Hilary or vice versa, then it essentially becomes a vote for the Republican party. Please vote.

OK GUYS LISTEN UP

I BARELY EVER ASK Y’ALL FOR ANYTHING BUT JUST THIS ONCE

PLEASE COULD YOU WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THIS VIDEO

IT’S A CUTE TORTOISE BUT THAT’S NOT ALL 

EVERY PENNY OF VIEWING REVENUE WILL GO TO CHARITIES SUPPORTING SYRIAN REFUGEES IN EUROPE

IT WAS MY FRIEND’S IDEA AND SHE GOT ALAN RICKMAN (no I’m not kidding) TO DO THE VOICEOVER

SO PLEASE

WATCH IT

SHARE IT

LITERALLY REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

if someone ever asked me to explain extroverted intuition, i’d probably just show them my chrome browser

Put the first 3 words you see in the comment. (Input your myer briggs personality type too!) Afterwards, compare & see what other personality type saw!

intj - love,intelligence, power

Intj- intelligence power nest

ENTP- Success, honesty, humor (stereotype much)

INTP - Money, experience, power.

OMG…I have turned into The ENTJ… He’d be strangely proud of me and definitely get an ego boost -__-

INFJ - Love, experience and intelligence.

INFJ- Beauty, intelligence, love.

Same as @/infjpersonality….. Experience, intelligience, and love–respectively.

ENTP - intelligence, success, happiness

potentially homeless mentally ill 18 year old kid here

I am an 18 year old asexual kid (gender is unknown even to myself, but let’s go with cis girl until I settle on something that fits) with severe depression who is being given a set of conditions I most likely won’t be able to meet in order to be able to live at my dad’s house.

A bit of backstory: In August of 2014, at the age of 16, I moved in with my dad because I could no longer handle living with my (to keep it short) unstable, neglectful, and emotionally abusive mother and brother. A little over a year later (Novermber 2015) my dad and I can no longer live in the same home without constant explosive arguements. Since living with him my mental health has gotten worse and worse, effectively leading to the circumstances that put me in this position - I’m not going to lie, my actions played a significant part in this turnout, but there’s no undoing that now. Because of this and my age, he is very close to not allowing me to live in his house. If you might have a place I can stay and would feel more comfortable knowing the full story (to guarantee I’m not just being a little bitch) please message me!

My main point: I need a place to live in the greater Vancouver area (preferably in Surrey/Langley/Abbotsford but I will take anything I can get honestly) until I can go live in university residence in September 2016. I make about $250 per month, which isn’t enough to even rent a room in metro Vancouver without neglecting other basic needs, because I work as a waitress on weekends on top of being a full-time high school student. I am very willing to make up from it in the form of chores and 

I am a quiet, non-drinking, non-smoking, non-drug using, non-partying student in need of a temporary place to live. I have no pets, if that was a potential issue for you. The sooner I can get away from my emotionally abusive parents, the better. I am not taking donations because it isn’t sustainable and frankly I would feel even worse about taking peoples’ money than I would about taking up space in their home.

Yo yo, Ash is a great roomie, super sympathetic and polite, would highly recommend 10/10 If someone can help, or offer advice, PLEASE help her out!!

This is losing steam and I still have nowhere to go! Please please signal boost, even if you don’t have a place for me or live even remotely nearby, one of your followers might!

I’ve gotten a few messages but have yet hear back from anyone or confirm anything, please keep spreading this!

This post has completely died and I still have nowhere to go, please please spread this!

@allthecanadianpolitics could you reblog this? You have a lot bigger following than I do

The difference between the USA and UK

i have lived in both countries and this is 1000% certified true

bernie’s jewish so this is double as offensive

Bernie’s father lost his family in the concentration camps, too. The maker of the original is an ultimate scumbag.

Wow

honestly i would cut off one of my own fingers if it meant i never had to feel like i did on 10pm may 7th again

I swear sometimes at night I remember the exact feeling of the lurch my stomach made, when I refreshed the page and the exit poll graphic came up. Like being kicked in the gut by an ostrich.

S A M E. I didn’t find out till I got to my constituency count (late as usual, and my phone wasn’t handling the internet well at all so I went in blind), and my friend came charging over practically shrieking “HAVE YOU SEEN THE EXIT POLL” and frantically waving his phone in my face, and I swear the bottom fell out of my stomach I was just speechless honestly it wasn’t even an emotional rollercoaster it was just that shitty ride that drops very suddenly and very fast and ruins your life. Bloody hell why’d you bring this up anyway I need a drink

Jumping onto your grief train, we’d decided to skip out on the count and take the volunteers for our ward to the pub, we were watching the countdown and when the numbers came up on the TV, the priest who let us use his house as our election centre went upto the bar and bought several rounds of shots.

Welcome aboard, this is basically a delayed coping therapy for all of us, I think…

Ah I remember I felt so so tired and drained, like I’d been crying for two days, and like I’d been kicked in the stomach. Between that and all the arguments I had re. the general election and the Labour election, I’ve since recoiled a little from any intense political engagement (temporary measure). I still haven’t forgiven anyone who said that Ed Miliband would be ‘just as bad’ as David Cameron.

I found it real difficult to work that day, and someone in the Education department asked if I could help out with stuffing envelopes, which was the nicest thing anyone did for me.

I suspect the neighbors still haven’t forgiven me for the involuntary and earsplitting “Fuck” when the final result was called. or the 5 after it.

Same. I literally cried myself to sleep that night, something I don’t even do over people. The next morning was the worst - I remember just shuffling like a zombie to work, and swearing down the phone to @camilleinbluejeans , it was the worst morning ever. Rubbish mobile reception so Rebekah had to message me to confirm that Ed Balls and Farage had both lost :(

Remember remember, our dismay after the 7th of May. Literally the only good thing I remembered was George Galloway and Nigel Farage losing their seats. I also had the bad memory of finishing off the election cartoon, I’m still really pleased with it but it took way longer than it should so it felt like election pain prolonged for 3 weeks. CAMERON’S BRITIAN!!!

The exit poll results felt like a punch in the gut for me. I cried myself to sleep, but somehow everything didn’t seem real. The next day, I remember shutting myself in a toilet to watch Ed’s resignation speech on my phone and starting to cry again because I realised the results were all too real. I had barely composed myself when I tried to walk down a corridor and I saw a friend who I knew was a Labour supporter. She asked me if I was okay and I just broke down on her shoulder...embarrassing, but I think she understood. I definitely know how you guys feel :(

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

HOLY FUCKING COW.

OKAY IT’S TRUE

WHAT

???

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

oh?

OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

This is fucking crazy… so I’m a Marine right and I thiught, fuck it, my Mom’s birthday is coming up and I want to go home for that but I didn’t think my leave request would be approved. GUESS WHO’S GONNA SURPRISE THEIR MOM BY FLYING HOME.

#DAISYFORDEPUTY

You should vote me for Lolitics Deputy Labour leader because 

-I’m Going to school as Jeremy Corbyn tomorrow

- I’ll make freddos 10p

- I will give you all a free sausage roll

- I stayed up for the GE15 even though I had a maths exam in the morning

- If I win and take Karl Marx to prom, he will be donated to the History Department

- I saved all the food in the Freezer from going off by staying up until the Electrician arrived

- I have a selfie with Jeremy Corbyn

- I’ll introduce the Parmo to the rest of the UK

- My old history teacher looks like Jeremy Corbyn

- Everyone who votes will get a free Sausage roll or alternative 

@lolitics-election