Have you heard of the tragedy of the Champion of Kirkwall?

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The og post that made me go insane

I AM THE COMET

And then there were two 👀💅🏼 2/8 🖤🩸

We’re half way let’s gooooo ✨🐸

Some Wyll appreciation 

Quick question: why doesn’t Gale land ON TOP OF ME when I pull him out of the portal?

Like if Larian can give me sexy knife time with Astarion as the first meeting, give me an awkward Gale who has just fully landed on top of me, almost nose to nose, with Gale stumbling over his very eloquent words.

Might end up crushing a gnome or halfling?

With these stars as my witness, I swear - you will always be enough for me.

From the official description:

Dive back into the world of this upcoming RPG when Greedfall 2 heads to Steam Early Access in summer 2024.

Uprooted from the island of your birth, find your freedom, explore the old continent, and forge your destiny through alliances, scheming, and battles in Greedfall 2: The Dying World.

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

everyone go enable this immediately. it can be a bit hard to find because “visibility” is under blog settings instead of general settings or privacy. you have to do this individually for each separate side-blog

if you can’t find it on the app then the update probably hasn’t rolled out to you, and you’ll have to go through the web browser. what a truly wild way/time to implement this

we slidin’.

The subject of Saltburn appeared in my P*treon chat, and many of the eyebrow-raising scenes in the movie felt veeeeery Astarion-coded to me. Including that very…uh…messy one midway through 🫣

dammon is absolutely the funniest character in bg3 if your tav is with karlach because he immediately shows up before you even have the option to romance her and then proceeds to be so incredibly charming and handsome and important to karlach in so many different ways that there is absolutely no way your character could ever compete with him on any level whatsoever. every time you run into him with karlach in your party he's like oh hey ta- KARLACH YOU'RE HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I DREAM OF YOU EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY DAY I PRAY FOR YOUR SAFE RETURN. I HAVE SPENT EVERY WAKING HOUR WORKING OUT WAYS TO REINFORCE YOUR ENGINE, OPEN YOUR CHEST HOLE LET'S TOUCH INTIMATELY IN FRONT OF YOUR SPOUSE and ur like damn she never lets me touch her chest hole. and then when you reach the epilogue he literally sends you a letter that's like "hey tav. are you still alive? give this to karlach if you are. .....HI KARLACH I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY PLEASE COME OVER. love, dammon" and then the best part hits when you finally do a karlach origins run and discover that there is just absolutely no way to romance him whatsoever and so you both proceed to just pine after each other religiously for the entire game while whoever you actually romance is standing in the background like what. do you. do you guys want me to leave the room or

I’m gonna fight like hell for the chance to hold you again. (x)