some oc i forgot to post here: a parallel universe valentine card 2

This is my favorite genre of Cats comments

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

IM SOBBING

so we did that “get your server to sing a song” thing

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

the fact that i dont drink water at this point is just a personality trait, one im unwilling to give up

… can i force you to drink water? 

can i force you to exclusively drink coke zero?

god isnt finished with me yet and he never will be

Do u ever get thirsty?

coke zero sates that thirst

coke zero’s largest ingredient is water

on god?

on god.

will not be drinking coke zero again. much to think about.

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

MORPHEUS

The mood for this entire week

I’m really enjoying the fact that there is an article and people are trying to figure out how it happened in the first place lol

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like