you get a destiel veterans discount if you understand what the words twist and shout mean

here he comes

He is a very good boi

Lucifer Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Lucifer

Chloe

Maze

Amenadiel

Linda

Eve

Dan

Ella

Trixie

Malcolm

Lucifer, talking about Chloe

Lucifer, after every session with Linda

Everyone @ Lucifer

my favorite part of any episode of Great British Bake Off is the part where someone’s baking and you get that rack focus shot of Paul Hollywood lurking silently behind them like he’s the monster in a horror movie

The Great British Bake Off

GBBO Series 23

Mary: So what did you pick for the technical challenge, Paul?

Paul: I told them to make a Norwegian pastry called “jaevla bakverk.”

Mary: I’ve never heard of that.

Paul: You wouldn’t have, I just made it up off the top of my head. It’s totally fake. I wanted to test whether they can pull off a pastry that doesn’t really exist.

Mary: Did you give them a recipe?

Paul: It just says, “Make 12 jaevla bakverk.”

Mary: You’re a right bastard, Paul.

Paul: Oh yes.

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF

Lance Corporal Schofield memes

oh my gosh the mandalorian isnt about epic suave boba fett escapades its about a tired and confused dude on his last nerve who accidentally adopts a cat baby