I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

I’m actually hype it’s a female globetrotter

She need a wife?

YALL THIS AINT EVEN THE BEST PART. WATCH HER PROPOSE TO HER FIANCE. THEYRE GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK!!!!

UPDATE: this is their wedding!!

Awe this is too dope! 😍

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

He’s so cute omg

he says thank you every time and it makes me feel so good

Is that the “a bad man did it” baby?

Can I get uhhhhhhh…..uhh.. a significant other?

She’s perfectly smooth

who?

The shark reading this

Is that sufjan stevens

I pray that every woman finds someone that makes you feel like relationships really don’t have to be so hard. They don’t have to take such a big toll on you emotionally. You’re supposed to be indescribably happy

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

FUCK my stupid monkey instincts making me crave human intimacy bitch we made houses and domesticated wolves we should be above this by now

Same

reblog if youd say yes

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

me when i was in the closet..