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erikjohnsons

the mood for this game is holtby glaring at God

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skjei-it-aint-so

@NYRangers: NYR hockey hugs are back! @ChrisKreider @zuccarello36

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Derick Brassard knocks Mats Zuccarello’s helmet off and then kisses him on the head

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chriskreider

Watch the Blueshirts come together climbing the wall during the #NYR team bonding trip in Lake Placid.

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Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

spectralserval1138

Chaotic neutral dentist?

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lifetime-of-scars

feeling the love

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kristenraemiller

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

Peaceful times before the skeleton war

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realslimskjeidy

the signs as iconic nhl moments

aries: you can’t do that!

taurus: that one time pk subban tried to kiss carey price straight on the lips in front of a worldwide audience

gemini: i drink coffee before the game so i can fart in the crease

cancer: gucci purse

leo: what is violence, anyway?

virgo: i'd have my cock out if i scored four goals. i'd have my cock out, stroking it

libra: what are you the bottle police?

scorpio: i just wanted to say what a piece of shit i think lucic is

sagittarius: it was not an equipment problem, so let’s just leave it at that

capricorn: i don’t like any guy on their team

aquarius: if mike richards thinks we’re getting away with murder, i don’t know what he just got away with. mass murder? like are we stepping up a notch?

pisces: maybe he’s just jealous, i have hair, he don’t have hair

Source: glovehand

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Sometimes it hits me that Jaromir Jagr has been playing professional hockey since 1988.

He’s been playing professional hockey longer than half his teammates have been alive. Obviously not all of these years have been in the NHL. But seriously. 1988. THIRTY YEARS he’s been playing professional hockey. THAT IS INSANE.