Ellie

sure, sex is good but have you ever realised the last eight pages of your reading is the bibliography

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

You mean

I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords

me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible

me when I don’t seen my mom for a week:

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

chillin but also seconds away from bursting into tears

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

mood

“dont fight hate with hate” so u admit, u hate us?

“dont fight fire with fire” so u admit, u set the fire?

this is like when people say “feminists just want to switch the roles so women are above men instead!”

…so, you’re recognising that there is already an existing inequality and power imbalance

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland