too glam to give a damn

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*

i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.

melanie martinezs new album cleared my skin, delivered my first born child, cured my sickness, paid my tuition,