Once Upon an Obsession

@firebitchaelin Drax is me

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

why birb

why

that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen

Shots fired

“Yes! A garden metaphor! I love the garden metaphor! I just love ‘em!”

Incredibles 2 (2018)

These movies continue to be super real

I feel you, Bob.

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

#2017 mood

“you were my new dream” was the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard in my entire life disney fucked me good for the real shit

Charming to the last.