I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS MOVIE THAT MATTERS

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

what if people pronounced “yikes” like they do “nike”

that episode where squidword had no chill

HOE   (via zaynmalikeatsass)

bro, bro ur hand looks heavy. let me hold it for u.

Jared’s spontaneous push up session ;)

11.01 | Winsync

Audre Lorde, from “Sequelae,” The Black Unicorn: Poems (via analogveins)

scientist’s first glimpse into the better world