Wrinkle, finkle, dinkle, doo. (. _ .)

Mayim Bialik is fascinating bc her entire career revival, from her stunt casting on The Big Bang Theory to her stint co-hosting Jeopardy!, is based on how she's a neuroscientist. She's an actress and she has a PhD! So smart and scientific

Anyway she spends the rest of her time invoking her status as a neuroscientist to sell scam brain pills. And formerly to not be a full-on anti-vaxxer, but adopt a plausibly deniable "well I'm not but I support a family's right to choose, winkwink nudgenudge I'm a neuroscientist btw" stance...until she started loudly insisting haha no she'd never been anti-vax when COVID started. She's a neuroscientist btw, did u know these pills are scientifically proven (by her, the neuroscientist they paid to say they're scientifically proven). Also she avoided being assaulted by Harvey Weinstein bc she "dressed modestly", she actually said, entirely unprompted

People are bringing up how Mayim Bialik is a Zionist, and that's honestly understating it. She's at "straight up donates money directly to the IDF" levels of Zionism. Not an organization supporting them, she just sends the IDF money sometimes

it's so beethover / we're so bach

at least there are pansies and fairies and faggots and dykes and transsexuals on this earth. thank god.

-Emerald Fennell, In the envelope/Backstage podcast

My best friend said she saw this and thought of me...she knows me so well!

what if we were two fucking freaks and we shared a. bathtub.

Solastalgia is the term for feeling uneasy or distressed when the landscape or natural environment around your home is changing for the worse, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. 

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to go out of your way to dress like MEDICS and WOMEN before you storm a hospital full of vulnerable people. IN THE WEST BANK MAY I ADD - NOT GAZA. fucking crazy behaviour and not even the devil would stoop this low

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.

They think WHAT?!

With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die

Why bother having tenants if I cannot make money. Get the fuck out then. I’ll just as soon tear it down and make it a parking lot then.

"I bought this house that I don't need so that anyone who lives in it must generate profit for me. And if owning this house stops being profitable for me, I will destroy it."

It seems like you're literally admitting that landlords are evil.

Day trading is like gambling, if gambling had its own set of arcane tax rules that could come back to bite you in the ass in the rare event of your actually making money doing it. OK? You all know that, right? Don’t do it. Do not.

Long Thing Pipes, Akihabara 秋葉原

I've been scream laughing at this for several days